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American professional mourner Sylvester Ricardo Moss has just listed his rates on Facebook;

Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me….the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.

Below are the “Summer Special” prices: 1. Normal crying $50, 2. Bahamian hollering $100, 3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150,

4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200, 5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000

Inbox me for bookings

See some reactions below;

jadedlulzBut we do have professional mourners in Nigeria nau! It’s not new jor

pwettycoolKeep and cry and jump into the grave I will pay more than that amount. May sense fall on you!!😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

jay2dboyThey do it in Liberia.. Your own small, in Liberia crying and tearing off your cloths gan sef dey.!!😁😁



Ebonyi state government has banned civil servants from using facebook,twitter and other social media websites due to obnoxious comments.

According to a facebook user, Chris Nnanna, who shared a document online stating that the ebonyi government has banned civil servants from using facebook and other social media websites.

The Ebonyi government claimed the civil servants used social media to post obnoxious comments about them.

The ban did not go well with some people as they believe the ban was uncalled for, rubbish and not democracy oriented, one of the users said;

Wahala dey! Are we still in democracy or militancy

See Some Reactions Below;

Nwabueze Frank It can’t happen in this period of modern civilization. Pls I advice you use a better camera to scan the Memo, so we can read it very well. By then, we can comment on it for corrections cus that can’t come from a civilized Governor like Engr. Dave.

Onuora Chinonso Gold I think d governor should be too busy for this and moreover he is an enlightened man with much exposure. Personally, I think this is not real

Ogboji Chijioke This is a calculated plan by the Dave Umuahi’s regime to encroach /frustrate the Fundamental Human rights of the Ebonyians as enshrined in the 1999 Constitution (as amended) of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Chapter 1V Section 39(1 & 2) of the said Constitution is unequivocal and provides for this. How can a seating government shun it’s citizens from expressing their views/opinions about their government? Who then is the government and who is the government ruling? Even in the hail fire or Prison, there is freedom of speech /expression. This is democratic regime. Even in the military, one is still entitled to hold his personal opinion about issues though there is high sense of autocracy. No one should be intimidated by this letter. Go ahead and seek for facts and do more of your publications on social media. This is a clear evidence that people are sincerely speaking reading all our individual publications. Together we can achieve our dreams.

Long live Ebonyi!

Long live our great Party!!

Long live social media!!! 


Facebook user Nba Kilo has just taken to facebook to reveal that he official has been involved in his first ever accident;

First car accident shit was fun asf💪💪😈😈

The post has since gone viral with over 10k share;

See some reaction to his comment below;

Mckenzie Coulombe Faith Blake I’m dying at this😂😂😂😂

Gabriel Alan Gray Glad you’re okay. That’s freaking nuts. I’ve survived a few, two of which were about as bad as that, and I only had to go to the hospital once. Stay safe. Take care of yourself.

Roy Ortega Yeah I’m sure your family gonna think it’s fun too when you get in another “accident” and kill someone or yourself and end up in prison for life like every other statistic. So keep having fun then

Nikki Tiara Blackmon These new age niggas be full of drugs and dumbness. Ain’t shit funny about a car accident especially when people die everyday from one. You need to be thanking God u made it out alive… But instead u tryna go viral. Smh


Blogger, Oluchi Anne has just taken to facebook account to declare that Abortion isn’t a sin. Read her post below;

Abortion is not a sin


Don’t ask me for advice on what to do with your unwanted pregnancy because I will tell you to go for a D&C. You see, I am not going to be amongst the women who tell you to keep a baby you are not psychologically or emotionally prepared for.

I do not believe the whole hogwash story that once the baby is born, he will end up being a blessing. Neither do I believe in the bullshit theory that once you hold the baby in your hands, you will be enveloped with so much love.

African people has made it a point of duty to tell anyone seeking help for their unwanted pregnancies that, they should keep the baby. Why? Because they assume abortion is a sin😂

Until people start allowing others make choices that are better for them, we will continue to hear stories of women who abadoned their babies in cartons and single mothers lying about having children just to get married.

See, those women who dump their children should not be called wicked because someone directly or indirectly advised them to keep a pregnancy they Didn’t want.

Once they had the baby, the people who gave them such stupid advise left to live their lives and reality hit them. I can assume that once they held the baby in their hands, they didn’t feel that love people spoke off and all they felt was regret and disdain.

Every unborn child deserves a mother who is psychologically ready for him/her. It is unfair to the unborn child to say abortion is a sin. Not every woman deserves to be mother so stop forcing it on every woman you see.


So, this photo of a girl putting on shorts and a bra has gone viral after she posted it online.

See Some Comments From Facebook:

Sholly Bae This one na end time slayqueen..

She resemble all those alagbo slay queen..

Instead of her to slay with her studies,, she’s busy slaying with her boobs and her face that has different colors.. With her toothpick legs,, alapa stainless..😂😂😂😂

Biko shift lemme run🏃🏃🏃🏃

Chimelum Ajanma Most Nigerian Girls slaying on Facebook are being slayed by Hunger in real life..just look at her hungry face.

Your mates are slaying awards and positive things,u are here slaying ur breast…

I guess ur brain has been slayed as well😣😣😣

Temitope Emmanuel Elufisan As I read Mark Zuckerberg’s speech at Harvard 2017 Graduation, a lot of things came to my mind. But there is one thing we don’t often talk about when we talk about success. Call it grace, favour, luck or whatever you like. The truth remains that Success is not about good ideas or relationships alone. Society, Family and upbringing has it roles. I can imagine how much more some of us could have achieve if we had better support systems for our dreams. Now here’s the good part, we can create that for the next generation. Support that kid around you today, help their ideas grow and love them genuinely. No child deserves to hustle to support family when he or she should be building a future.

Let’s build a new supportive society where our children’s dreams can thrive


A Nigerian Lady named Ifediba Oluchi Anne has just taken to Facebook to post an article from her blog  which reveals that she’s a whore, and she has slept with a good amount of men.

See her post below:

I a whore! When people ask me how many men I have slept with, I tell them “2708 men excluding women”. The look on their face is always priceless and they go on to give me a speech about how I have been useless all my life. Some of them go the extra mile to tell me to give my life to christ and retrace my steps so I can get married and have kids. One time, a man told me I may not be able to have kids in the future as I had sinned too much and not kept my temple holy. I do find it funny that people are quick to shame me based on my sexual choices as a woman while cheering on a man who was the same body count as I do.

I grew up in a religious home. My parents attended The Lord’s Chosen and my mom was a fanatic for the church and its doctrines. The only sex education I got was one which relied greatly on abstinence. My mom would always sound it in my ears that I had to be a virgin. To her, virgins were entitled to a special kind of blessing from God and a sweet lasting marriage.

When I was 17, I had sex with a man who was way older than I was. He touched my boobs in the stairs and gave me gifts at every turn. I would admit that the situation which I grew up in didn’t teach me how to say “No” without feeling bad. It has taken me a good number of years to set boundaries and shun the things I do not like without being ridden by guilt.

After my first sex experience which should be considered as rape in every sane country, I went through bouts of emotional breakdown. I had done something which society frowned at and I needed time to accept it. One would expect that I would never repeat such action anymore but I only went ahead to have more sex and do all sorts of stuff mom and church told me not to do. I never got any form of sexual education so you should know I made a lot of mistakes (which I love to call lessons)

I am not a whore because I have slept with the fictional amount of men ( yes, 2708 men is a fictional figure) although I have slept with a good amount of people. I am a whore because I talk about sex too often.

A good number of adults in Nigeria are having sex but as long as they don’t talk about, it is fine. Nigerians talk about sex. They talk about how sex is like an exercise for men. They talk about how it is okay for men to have as much sex as they want while they tell women to keep themselves. They talk about how rape is caused by women seductive dressing. They talk about how any woman with more than 1 body count is not wife material. They talk about how women privates can be used as a collateral for jobs and favors. They talk about how any woman who has had sex before should not cry rape if a man takes her against her will.

As long as you talk about sex the same way they are accustomed to then you are fine. For a while now, I have been talking differently about sex on Facebook. When Instablog9ja and other media carried one of my posts, people slut-shamed me.

I have come to realize that slut-shaming is only offensive when the victim feels hurt. I do not feel hurt.I am a whore…I said it. I sleep with men and talk about sex shamelessly on my blog in ways that really matter.

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A young female undergraduate in one of the top universities in Nigeria (named withheld)

has cried out after she claimed she was stripped off her hard-earned money by a scammer on Facebook.

According to the chats made available, the scammer, Damilare Adeniran, added the young female undergraduate on Facebook and they got talking inbox.

During their discussion, Adeniran who claimed he lives and works in the UK promised to buy his victim an Iphone6, laptop, wristwatches and perfume. Adeniran who also said he’s from Kwara state claimed he has a 17-year-old daughter who stays in Nigeria with her mother (his wife).

The alleged scammer Damilare Adeniran

Although the young lady could not hide her disbelief, Adeniran said he was helping the lady because he knows times are hard in Nigeria.

The CNF code sent to the female undergraduate to claim her ‘package’ when it arrives Nigeria

He even said he added some foreign currencies in the cash gift and all she needs to do is to pay for courier when the package has arrived. Read their chats below to know what went down afterwards:

The unsuspecting victim got two purported messages from the courier service outlet which go thus:

Courier Exp

“HELLO! This is to notify you that your parcel are currently pending for clearance and delivery in our channel kindly contact the agent in charge of your parcel agent Favour on (+234 7082 0764 05) to submit the tracking code/CNF code to clear your goods. Thank you”

“Hello! Miss ****** **** ****! Your parcel has just been confirmed kindly make the payment of your clearance charges (#7550) to the diplomatic agent account (*** BANK ***** ******* ***********) for your goods to be delivered Today after a confirmed successful payment. Thank you!”

And not long after, Damilare Adeniran contacted her, saying he got a mail that she had been contacted. He also said he kept some money in the parcel which is why he wants her to claim the parcel quickly before the courier company gets to know there is money in the package. Read the rest of the chat below:

It was at this point that Damilare Adeniran blocked his victim and she was unable to send him messages anymore. There and then, she knew she had been scammed of her money. According to her, she borrowed the money from her mates in school and she is sharing her experience so that other people will not fall victim like she did.


This couldn’ t possibly be the height of the despicable things we see on Social media, we know there’ s more bizarre things we ’ d see – so this cute lady took it upon herself to share to her friends and the world, of course, on Facebook, her “ toilet mood“ .

This is just… wawu !


According to a facebook user who cried out calling out for the parents of these kids to come and take them off facebook, one of the Teenage Girls had posted the above photo with the caption;

“We know we are kids but we take what belongs to elders. No short thing”

This lead to instant bashing on her comment section with many people demanding that she delete the post, she later took it down but the damage had already been done and thousands had already screen grabbed the posts.


Anita Rama broke the internet recently moments after she was gang-r*ped by a faceless set of people. She took to Facebook to make the announcement in a very bizarre form.

According to her, she was Hot prior to the s*xually abuse and she actually enjoyed the men taking turns on her. The controversial post massively attracted the attention of followers on Facebook.

It is not clear if the r*pe incident actually occurred as there was no evidence to back it up.

See a screenshot of her Facebook post: